What is the Game Intestine

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The Game Intestine is a video game digest. It chews on the nasty bits, passes on the unimportant gristle, then grinds through the long hours to give you a compressed version of gaming. This highly evolved digestive organ works away at games to tell you what they really are all about.

Game Guides:

Rather than giving you the basic steps to reach the end of the game, a Game Intestine guide describes what is happening in the plot, who the characters are, and what the game looks like. In the same way that the small intestine uses its micro-cilia to extract nuggets of nutrition from that piece of steak you ate, our guides pull out the interesting tidbits you may have missed.

But, perhaps you are fed up with a game. Quit slogging through it. A game Intestine guide has enough detail that you can follow the story without having to spend another 30 hours grinding up to a level 80 mage.

Reviews: The Game Intestine is mandated to review a game periodically. That means instead of one score, a game will be evaluated every hour. Results are presented in a graph, much like this one:

What is the Game Intestine

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